Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 2026

This Privacy Policy describes how Quotes About Nothing ("we", "us", or "our") collects, uses, and shares information when you visit seinfeldquotes.com (the "Site").

Information We Collect

We do not collect personally identifiable information directly. However, the following third-party services operate on this Site and may collect data as described in their own privacy policies:

Google Analytics — We use Google Analytics to understand how visitors use the Site. Google Analytics collects information such as your IP address, browser type, pages visited, and time spent on the Site. This data is aggregated and anonymous. You can opt out of Google Analytics by installing the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on.
Google AdSense — We display advertisements served by Google AdSense. Google may use cookies to serve ads based on your prior visits to this or other websites. You can opt out of personalised advertising by visiting Google's Ad Settings.

Cookies

The Site uses a small number of cookies for the following purposes:

Theme preference — We store your light/dark mode preference in your browser's local storage so the Site remembers your choice between visits.
Analytics cookies — Google Analytics sets cookies to distinguish users and sessions.
Advertising cookies — Google AdSense may set cookies to personalise the ads you see.

You can control cookies through your browser settings. Disabling cookies may affect the functionality of some parts of the Site.

How We Use Information

The information collected through Google Analytics is used solely to understand Site traffic patterns and improve the user experience. We do not sell, trade, or rent any personal information to third parties.

Third-Party Links

The Site may contain links to external websites, including links to episode scripts and character references. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of those external sites.

Children's Privacy

The Site is not directed at children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. Seinfeld is a show intended for adult audiences.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated policy.

Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us through the Site.